Fancy a chuckle then you've come to the right place. Plenty of jokes to make you smile, burst out in laughter or just go aaaargh at some the sad and old ones.

Here's a selection of the latest 'Howlers'

Why did the parrot put on his raincoat before leaving the house and going for a walk?
He wanted to be polyunsaturated!
(Erika)

Why did the spy pull the sheets over his head?
Because he was an undercover spy!
(Robert)

What do you get if you cross 7 dwarfs, the arctic and a vampire?
Frost-bitten knees!
(George)

Why are judges similar to English teachers?
Because they both hand out long sentences!
(Mitchell)

Why did the burglar cut the legs off his bed?
He wanted to lie low for a while!
(Colin)

Which animals are well educated?
Fish, because they go round in schools!
(Mitchell)

What do vampires torches run on?
BATerries!
(George S)

How do hens and roosters dance?
Chick to chick.
(Colin)

Knock, Knock.
Who's There?
Dunnup.
Dunnup Who?
Err, Gross!
(Jamie T)

A longer joke!

Once a rabbit felt hungry so he went to the pub and asked if they sold things to eat. The barman replied. "Toasties: Ham or cheese and tomato."

The rabbit had a ham toastie and a pint of beer. When he had eaten this he asked for a cheese and tomato toastie. When the rabbit finished this he fell down dead.

That evening the ghost of the rabbit appeared. The barman asked him what he had died of, and the rabbit replied: "Mixin Ma Toasties"
(Mitchell)

If you think you can make us laugh louder than these lot, tell a joke to your class' web editor.

Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Madam.
Madam Who?
Madam Coat's Stuck In The Door!
(Jamie T)

What`s got two heads and two tails?
A lizard tossing a coin!
(Stephen B)

What do you call a man made out of toilet paper?
Louie!
(Tom F)

A longer joke!

A fat girl went into a café and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream covered with lashings of raspberry, and piles of chopped nuts.
"Would you like a cherry on top?" asked the waitress.
"No thanks" said the fat girl "I’m on a diet".
(Chris P)

What shampoo do mountains use?
Head and Boulders!
(Robert P)

What do you call a cat who joins the St. Johns Ambulance Brigade?
A first aid kit.
(Abby B)

Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
Whatwolves and whenwolves.
(Chris P)

How do mushrooms count?
On their fungus.
(Stephen B)

How do you communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line.
(Abby B)

Some Football Books and Authors

The Unhappy Fan by Mona Lott

Bad Strikers by Miss D Goal

Embarrassing Moments by Lucy Lastic

New Players by Izzy Anygood

Pre Match Nerves by Eliza Wake

Heading the Ball by I.C.Stars

Keeping Substitutes Warm by Justin Case
(Tom F)